This is hilarious. Copy and paste "{your name} eats/wants/looks like/ says etc." into Google and see what comes up - DON'T FORGET THE SPEECH MARKS.
Ellie Does:
- "drink, in toxic substances her liver does sink"
- "a lot of crying, a lot of soul searching but she is also sometimes happy and gay"
- "not, by any means, spend all her free time parading around the stage" - Lol!
Ellie Asks:
- "what happens when you start becoming the person you're pretending to be?" - I'm WELL deep.
- "him to try the turkey" - he should, it's DAM good!
- "if a few cups of coffee can do that" - oh dear, need to curb this addiction.
Ellie Eats:
- "The camera"
- "A beetle larve"
- "Pickles EVERY DAY"
- "both Alfalfa and Bermuda Hay"
Ellie Says:
- "It's not over till I say so" - so there!
Ellie Should:
- "be happy" - I am.
- "keep teaching" - really?
- "have, or will be, showing signs of big time 'nesting'" - excuse me?!
Ellie is:
- "A sweet-natured brunette, generous of heart with a sparkling smile"
- "pony-mad" - even though I'm allergic.
- "pleasantly surprised to discover that there's lots to do with Granny Mac"
- "Owned by Veronica and Lawrie Upton" - would be nice to meet them someday.
- "an all too-realistic example of many striving actors" - again, LOL.
Ellie Wears:
- "NYLONS in the STOCKS"
- "protective equipment, including special dog shoes"
- "his wedding ring on her left thumb to remind her that Ray is sailing the Nina in her heart" - Who is Ray? What is "the Nina"? and why am I wearing a weddingr ing on my left thumb?
Ellie Looks Like:
- "me"
- "a hot dork"
- "she's been transported into a computer game"
- "Katy Perry" - I'm insulted. Actually shut up.
- "The Simpsons"
- "a very content and secure dog" - truth.
- "one of the plastic hula dancers on the car dashboard." - hahahahaha!
Ellie eats PICKLES every day - this sounds like a five your old introducing herself: "I'm Ellie, I'm f...f...five years old, and.... and I eat PICKLES every day!"
ReplyDeleteWhat are special dog shoes?
and I love this one: Ellie looks like... me!